Dyslexic

At least I'm hoping it was something like that when I read this headline:

"Are parents a waste of your time and money?"

Of course, the actual headline was:

"Are patents a waste of your time and money?"  For about half a second I actually worried what the article was going to say.

And on a side note:  I'm not often here at the house alone.  I've discovered there are strange noises abounding.  Investigation reveals nothing.  Going to find some earplugs.