You Know You're Getting Old...

When you decide to stay in the whole day because you're not interested in going out in the weather (rain, wind, heat, whatever).

When you decide to run out for some egg foo young and everyone else in the restaurant qualifies for the Senior - Senior discount. (In other words - w-a-y older than you.)

I'm old, no one expects me to be fashionable.

When you're attending more and more visitations / viewings.  Those are so bittersweet.  Especially when that person has been suffering, and suffering for too long.

When you watch the Hallmark channel on tv all afternoon - just for the company while you stitch.

When you decide to run out for some food and decide it isn't worth it to change from your run-around-the-house socks into something more appropriate for the general public.  After all, your jeans are long enough to cover those white ones, aren't they?

When it's 7:30 p.m. and not yet dark but you still changed into your jammies.